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Arrests in the United States from September 14, 2025 to September 21, 2025

Michael Johnson Booking #: 88241 Booking Date: September 14, 2025 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Charges: DUI (Driving Under the Influence) Reckless Driving Bond: $2,500 Angela “Angie” Robinson Booking #: 77453 Booking Date: September 14, 2025 Location: Dallas, Texas Charges: Shoplifting (3rd Offense) Resisting Arrest Bond: $3,200 Christopher Allen Booking #: 66102 Booking Date: September 15, 2025 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Charges: Burglary (1st Degree) Possession of Burglary Tools Bond: $20,000 Rachel Martinez Booking #: 90115 Booking Date: September 15, 2025 Location: Miami, Florida Charges: Possession of Cocaine Trafficking Controlled Substances Bond: $45,000 James “Big Jimmy” Turner Booking #: 56133 Booking Date: September 16, 2025 Location: Chicago, Illinois Charges: Aggravated Assault Possession of Firearm by Felon Bond: $60,000 William Harris Booking #: 47712 Booking Date: September 16, 2025 Location: Los Angeles, California Charges: Probation Violation...

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This Week’s Arrests: From Walmart Drama to a Goat Heist

Every county’s got its fair share of DUI stops and bar fights, but this past week? Georgia came through with some next-level arrests


👉 Case #1: Walmart Showdown
A woman in Vidalia was arrested after throwing canned beans at a cashier. Why? Because the store “didn’t double-bag her groceries.” Bond was set at $500. Honestly, cheaper than therapy, but still… not worth it

👉 Case #2: The Goat Heist
Yes, really. Deputies in Toombs County picked up a guy trying to walk off with his neighbor’s goat. Middle of the night, pajamas, barefoot. He swore it was “just borrowing.” Sheriff’s Office was not amused

👉 Case #3: The World’s Slowest Getaway
Some dude thought he could outrun the cops on a riding lawnmower. Spoiler: lawnmowers top out at 6 mph. He didn’t make it far - barely past his own mailbox

Cartoon-style illustration of absurd crimes: a man on a lawnmower chased by police, a cowboy drinking beer while riding a horse, and a thief running with a goat near a burger restaurant sign

Throwback: Crimes That Still Make You Go “Wait, What?”


👉 The McNuggets 911 Call (Florida, 2009)
A woman actually dialed 911 three times because her McDonald’s ran out of nuggets. Police showed up, and no, they didn’t bring her any nuggets. She was arrested for misusing emergency lines. The internet had a field day

👉 The Invisible Spray Robbery (Kentucky, 2012)
A man walked into a convenience store covered in “invisible spray” he bought online. Problem: he wasn’t invisible. Cameras caught everything. He left with a pack of smokes and a court date

👉 The DUI on a Horse (Texas, 2017)
A cowboy got pulled over for drunk riding. His defense? “The horse knows the way home.” The judge disagreed. Fun fact: in Texas, you really can get a DWI for being drunk on horseback

👉 The Burger King Bathroom Brawl (Georgia, 2020)
Two grown men were arrested after fighting over… who cut in line for the bathroom. Witnesses said it looked like “a wrestling match with paper crowns.” Both spent the night in jail

These little snapshots remind us that crime isn’t always the “big headline” stuff. Sometimes it’s just everyday people making really bad choices - and giving the rest of us stories that sound like rejected sitcom scripts.



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