Every county’s got its fair share of DUI stops and bar fights, but this past week? Georgia came through with some next-level arrests 👉 Case #1: Walmart Showdown A woman in Vidalia was arrested after throwing canned beans at a cashier. Why? Because the store “didn’t double-bag her groceries.” Bond was set at $500. Honestly, cheaper than therapy, but still… not worth it 👉 Case #2: The Goat Heist Yes, really. Deputies in Toombs County picked up a guy trying to walk off with his neighbor’s goat. Middle of the night, pajamas, barefoot. He swore it was “just borrowing.” Sheriff’s Office was not amused 👉 Case #3: The World’s Slowest Getaway Some dude thought he could outrun the cops on a riding lawnmower. Spoiler: lawnmowers top out at 6 mph. He didn’t make it far - barely past his own mailbox Throwback: Crimes That Still Make You Go “Wait, What?” 👉 The McNuggets 911 Call (Florida, 2009) A woman actually dialed 911 three times because her McDonald’s ran out of nuggets. Police showed ...